#426

I had to look it up, but I knew what it was, and when I remembered it was called a Pete Windmill (Pete Townshend, for those of you who aren't old rock & rollers like me) well then the caption pretty much writes itself, doesn't it? 

New Yorker Caption Contest #425

This Was A Tough One

The first one I came up with was this.

"Sorry honey, the owner's manual is a mirage as well."

or maybe,

"As long as we're hallucinating, let's use this thing to whip up some margaritas." 

But then I decided this one needed to be really understated.

New Yorker Caption Contest #422

I got this one in only a few seconds, and the reason is personal and eerily synchronistic.  Nevertheless, my caption is just reporting exactly what I heard.

But then I came up with a better caption.

"I'd invite you in, but the maid's been away."

Yeah.  I should've submitted that one.