He's Available For Stud

I got this one in less than a minute, but I caught myself giggling hysterically and I realized that I couldn't possibly think of a better one, so I submitted it immediately.

Cyrus & Lucille Make Out with their Teeth!

My Two New Puppies are a Hoot!

Cyrus & Lucille sure do enjoy one another.  It sounds pretty vicious at times, but I've decided to stop trying to police them so much. Neither has injured the other yet. Toward the end of the video, they're falling head over heals.

Caption Contest #467

I knew right off that this would be a fun image to work with.  My first thoughts were...

"Terms of his insurance policy."

and then,

"What do you mean?  Your father's not unapproachable."

But I knew there was something better here and although it's a bit oblique, I think I nailed this one.

The actual quote is as follows.

"He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither."

               -Benjamin Franklin-

A Couple More Pet Videos

My cat Linux decided to test the puppies' limits by ploping down right between them, and I was lucky enough to have the camera handy.  (If you play Sims 4 you'll recognize the sounds in the background coming from my computer. Somehow it matches.)

Then this one.  Tell me if this doesn't just pull at your heart-strings.

New Yorker Caption Contest #466

Cyrus & Lucille Wrestling

They go at it like this all day long.  I'm worried someone's going to lose an eye.

#465 This is where we do our part for the 'trickle-down' economy.

They won't take it, but I really like what I came up with for this one.

  Recommended listening: "Trickle-Down" by Bruce Cockburn.

Can You Believe Those Coats?

Meet Cyrus's New Friend Lucille

That's Lucille there on the right. Her birthday was Dec. 7th, (a date to live in infamy) and she's a purebred Basenji. Cyrus really needed a friend that could meet him teeth to teeth.