Glad I Got One This Week (Caption Contest)

It's fair to say that I'm a little bent out of shape over some of the lousy captions that keep winning against what I feel is often a far superior submission on my part. Consider the winning caption announced this week.

I mean, what the f**k!

 I definitely stand by my submission as far superior to any of those. Remember, it was...

"...and I do yoga, and I write, and I do volunteer work for the blind, and I..."

Enough said!

Anyway, I got kind of discouraged and skipped a few weeks.  (There was one that I had no clue what to do with.) So when this week came out, and I saw the illustration, I knew it was ripe and ready to be written, and yet I couldn't come up with anything.  Finally tonight, I threw myself at it pretty hard, and I'm glad I did.  I think I came up with a pretty good one.  Whadda ya think?