"It's a small price to pay for the repeal of Obamacare."
But the big problem with that one is that you somehow have to assume you're a decade or so into the future. Not to mention that barely anyone will understand the humor. So nix that one.
"Not to worry. I keep hard-candy just for such emergencies."
Nahhh. And I'm not too sure if it should be hard-candy anyway. The elderly used to keep it around but not really for themselves. What about
"Can you believe I actually have a copy of Readers Digest Right here."
Then there were these pair, both of which I was mostly happy with,
"I didn't think anyone actually said 'stick-em-up' anymore."
or
"I can't remember the last time I heard someone say, 'stick-em-up?"
and yet... Let's tweak it a little.
It's not very P.C. but I'm fifty myself so I'm allowed.
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